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An open letter -Jayden, a pre-eng phys student
By u/jayden_engphys
As I’m sure you are all aware of by now I am Jayden, pre-eng phys student. Whilst I have been in the shadows, drinking away my sorrows, mourning the loss of the prestige of eng phys, It is time for me to return. To those ‘pre-med’, CS and Sauder snakes posting over the past few day trying to chase my clout, SMH, don’t make me laugh. Of course you got 99 averages when you only take max 4 classes a term. Cringe. I took 6 because my intelligence is unmatched, unfathomable for your puny minds to comprehend. 98 Sparky? I would be embarrassed to post such a thing publicly. Well Fortnite has just finished updating so come 1v1 me right now, but of course you won’t, you’re too scared. Not only because of my insanely high K/D, but because you know with my superior intellect I will out-strategize you at every turn. And to all those who mock me, I was top of my class in APSC 160, I’ve hacked Reddit and I know all your IP addresses, I know all your names. So don’t even try begging me when you need to be tutored in your silly, inferior less-than-eng phys classes (I’m pre-eng phys btw). Is my pain a joke to you? Is it? Now I’ll be sat next to some trumped up, would be IGEN student who thinks he’s the next Nikola Tesla come September, thanks to this new grading scheme. What was once a scholastic paradise, a place I sat on my 100th percentile throne, yes you heard me right. Cringe. I’m SMHing so hard right now, you thought it didn’t exist didn’t you? Well, those libtard math teachers lied to you snowflakes to make you feel better about your miserable selves. I used to run this university, but now it has been reduced to an academic bastille with no hope of proving my superiority. But I’ll know, and you’ll know, because I’m Jayden pro-fortnite player and soon to be eng phys student. I’ll see you all winter 2020.
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